9.1.10
The Search for the Bitch
It has been quite the season hasn't it? Nooooo... I'm not talking about the silly festive seasons, I'm talking about the season of Sex! For dogs that is. If you have a non-castrated dog at home (like mine) I'm sure you know what I'm talking about and would have most probably witnessed your fair share of humping action lately.
My 小白 is usually tame as a lamb but when it comes to this time of the year, he is on the prowl, my man! To put bluntly, he is HORNY. How horny you ask? This horny...
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Sorry for the graphic image but he is really that in need for a lay... so here I am, doing what all loving owners would do, help Xiao Bai look for his bitch. Here's a picture of what he has in mind for a partner.

Cute right! Yes! Xiao Bai is half Japanese Spitz and Half local Ah Beng, so like all local Ah Bengs he wants a fair pure breed Japanese, and just to be fair here's a photo of my cute little half breed puppy!
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Oops! Wrong picture, that is his Gay Ex-partner, don't worry ladies, he has given that path up and gone straight. You have to admit his Ex is rather......erm.... unique. Can't say Xiao Bai and I have the same taste in partners though.
Here's his real picture:
If you are wondering, this is a dead serious call for help, so if you have any female dog (cute ones please) and are interested in mating and breeding with my Xiao Bai, email me at andie_cbj@hotmail.com.
Help fulfill the fantasy of my sexy doggy!

Ant.


2 comments:
Hi ANDY,
January 10, 2010 5:59 AMThis is the kind of article you should do once in every while.
It's "feel-good", really funny and down-to-earth.
Hope to read more of this type of posting in future. Keep it up.
Kong Hei Fat Choy soon!
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Hi there, it's me again!!
January 17, 2010 5:09 PMI have a doggy too!!
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